They said laughter is the best medicine

Indeed, laughter is the best medicine to the people who has a problem, so let us start laughing. Through these few jokes that i kept on my emails. Here it is and i hope you enjoy reading.

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, Ma'am in Motel the NITRATES are higher than the day rates!"

Whos Guilty?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, Damn i am the husband!"

Only in the Philippines:
1.The Doctors go back to school to be nurse abroad.
2.Rats are normal house pets.
3.Soap opera is reality and news provides dramas of life.
4.Actors make the rules and the politicians provide the entertainment.

Since election is nearly coming. A song for our Honorable Congressman and senators, mayors and Governors:

"Boom Corrupt corrupt, Boom corrupt corrupt!
Kurakot, Kurakot Boom Boom Boom!


Pilita Corrales - Asia's Queen of song
Lani Misalucha - Asia's Nightingale
Regine Velasquez - Asia's Song Bird
Gloria Arroyo - Mole of Asia

The Camel

A new British Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in African desert, during his first inspection of his new outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergent said, "Well sir as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women, and Sir,sometimes the men have 'urges' that is why we have the camel. "The Captain replied, I can't say that i condone this, but i understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain started having his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asked the sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and had wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he was done, he asked the Sergeant. "Is that how men do it?" "No, not really, sir..they usually just ride the camel into town...Where the women are.